Dear Bisa: Chindere Chakufikapo!

Dear Bisa,

My  time with you again.

Silly Bishops.

Zazu in Particular. He has no respect. Not at all.

What do I do with these creeps?

Now ndine Çhindele?

Me?

Am the president. He is just a Bishop. In Mzuzu of all places. Let him be happy with that.

I have C here. He has no wife. Tehehehe!

Who is the happy chap Bisa?

Iye ndi ka Nkhwezule. Kakang’ono. Tell him Bisa. Please.

Look at Zazu again,the bent Bishop. Akufuna chani? Money  or a new Vestrey or Cassoock? or a burnt church?

I am a hater Bisa. For a good reason.

Hating keeps the economy going. Offcource no gasoline but we are alive aren’t we ?

When did you see the last nice guy out there?

Jesus?

He died at 30. And seriously he badly needed a shave. Like Mbeki or Kamlepo.

Bisa, is Zazu not the same chap or nkhwezule who got me elected? Now he and Wanapo the bent young lawyer and Wandale akufuna kunditha?

I had joy Bisa last week.

At last.

Went at Raqifs and at Mc the bent Rev places.

We did it Bisa. Makito , as usual looked away.

Tinawasutira panja!

Nice!

Rounded up a few boys at Kamba. Ma Cadre. We are communist Bisa. Communism has never worked anywhere but will work here Bisa.

I have Chairman Mowa on my side!

Let me sip my whisky first! Hennesy. Tired of Jack!

Watsala ndi Joy the bent vice, Wandale ndi Wanapo the silly chap with silly blue neck ties. Almost forgot Bisa, and  his stupid Mercedes.

Atu and Khiwazi were right about him. All along.

He is bent Bisa! Just like Zazu. Why doesn’t he get my cases?

Have you noticed he looks unpleasant? I hate his guts Bisa! I will smoke him out as well! Don’t you think we burn his neck ties? That will be nice? Especially the blue one!

These chaps need to be smoked out Bisa.

Nice.

It was good Bisa

The smoke at Raqif and Mc the bent Rev smelled nice. The burnt katundu  smelled nice too.

Now they don’t have posessions. Tehehehe! The smoke was good Bisa!

I had another dream Bisa.

This one was good.

I was at the Vatican.

Met Ben himself. He had his nice hat.

We shared a glass of Jack. C was there in her pink hat.

My proposal was simple Bisa.

Can we reshuffle or fire all bishops in my village?

Zazu should go to Darfur?

“What do I get”, asked Ben.

A trip to Lake of Stars, Chambo was my offer.

We had an accord with Ben.

The German is a gentleman unlike John the dead Polish guy.

Thank god he is dead.

Next? C came up with an idea. She whispered in my ear.  I asked Ken Mwaapiya that we impose taxes on cat-holic church.

We did it Bisa.

It was fun.

Funny dreams.

So long,

Patapata

Ralph Mawera's published cartoon under 'My Point of Order'.

Nyasa Times 22 Sep, 2011

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